Mercury Retrograde Survival Guide

Tech’s glitching. Plans are falling apart. Your ex just texted “hey.”
Don’t panic—it’s not you, it’s Mercury (well... partially).

Welcome to retrograde season, where communication crashes, travel derails, and you suddenly remember everything you never healed. Fun, right?

But here’s the truth no one tells you on Instagram:
Mercury Retrograde isn’t here to destroy your life.
It’s here to hand you a mirror and say, “Wanna try that again—but better this time?”

🪐 What You’ll Get in This Guide:

• WTF Is Actually Happening?
  A straightforward breakdown of Mercury Retrograde (without sounding like a textbook or a TikTok conspiracy).
• The Real Reason Your Ex Shows Up (Again)
  Spoiler: It’s not fate. It’s a test.
• What to Avoid, What to Revisit
  The do’s and don’ts of this 3+ week rewind, including tech, travel, texting, and that tempting "just checking in" DM.
• Retroshade 101
  Learn about the pre- and post-shadow periods so you’re not caught off guard before or after the main event.

⚡️This Guide Is For You If:

• Mercury Retrograde always throws you off and you want to feel prepared, not panicked
• You’re tired of blaming the planets for problems you could’ve avoided with a little self-awareness
• You want to reclaim this time as a reset, not a breakdown
• You’re ready to respond with boundaries instead of regret
• You want an astrology guide that actually makes sense

💬 Real Talk:

You don’t need another vague horoscope.
You need a plan, some clarity, and maybe a cosmic slap on the wrist.

Mercury Retrograde isn’t the enemy. It’s the invitation.

Are you ready to answer it?

xoxo, Clair💋

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