Stop Overthinking His Texts | THE TEXT TRANSLATOR™ Every Woman Needs
What he says Vs. What he really means. Because decoding a man’s text shouldn't require a PhD in emotional unavailability.
You got a “hey stranger” at 11:47 PM.
Your nervous system said “no.”
Your thumb said “maybe…”
Enter: The Text Translator.
A straight-shooting, gut-validating, best-friend-in-your-pocket guide to help you stop spiraling over his texts and start responding from power—not panic.
📂What’s Inside:
💬 10 Classic Texts (and what they really mean)
🚩 Red Flags vs Green Flags (and how to tell the damn difference)
📱 High-Value Woman Text Templates (say it once, say it well)
⚡ Real-life scenarios with both power and flirty responses
🧠 Gut check questions to stop self-abandoning for a maybe
📈 A flowchart that saves your dignity (and your weekend)
💌 A pep talk to reread before you text your ex back
This is for you if:
- You’ve ever reread a text 14 times like it holds divine meaning
- You’ve ignored your intuition because “he seems nice”
- You’re tired of decoding vibes from men who couldn’t emotionally commit to a Spotify playlist
- You want to text like the version of you who doesn’t chase, shrink, or settle
WARNING:
May cause sudden confidence, unbothered energy, and a complete rewrite of your texting standards.
Need help deciding if you should text him back?
This guide answers that question before your therapist has to.
💋 xo, Clair
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